It's so crowded in here

Naijah: *will motions for Rihn to take the spear* If anyone looks like they're thinkin' of given yeh trouble, yeh just hold this right and they'll think twice about tryin'. First off, yeh need teh be loose. Feet spread as wide as yehr shoulders-- yeah! Like that! *grins* Yeh know how teh balance yehrself. Very good. Now teh hold the spear... *and he'll spend the next fifteen minutes giving Rihn a quick crash coarse in using the spear. Nothing fancy, just enough to at least look competant and to manage a little defence if necessary. He's got an easy grin on his face the whole time and is wuick with encouraging words and praise.*