2022-03-18 10:19 pm

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Who: Sam, Noemi, Rick, and Hellboy
What: Something terrible is happening, and Sam ends up with two (of the three) best paranormal investigators on the case to help her out.
Where: Various
When: Late spring 2022

Sam had decided to take Noemi on a little vacation. So long as she keeps Noemi's anchor item, a lovely little paperweight, bundled safely in her backpack, Sam can take her friend to places, and, at a signal, let the spirit of the young lady take control to see things for herself. They're two days into things. 

Noemi is in control of Sam's body, enjoying the sights and sounds around her as she chats quietly with Sam in her head (in English! She wants to practice as much as possible!). She's having so much fun, and will cherish the memory forever for sure!

The good feelings don't last, though. A low rumble trembles in the air. No one else seems to notice or react, but Noemi stops, hands coming up to grip her head. Sam will sense the sharp pain Noemi feels just before the girl let's out a blood curdling shriek. This tattooed woman stopping in the middle of everything, hands to her head, screaming at the top of her lungs, has the crowed moving away from her, staring, startled, and unsure of what to do or what the problem is.

(No, no, no, no.) Noemi's voice is full of panic and pain, and plenty of confusion. She doesn't know what's happening, but it hurts! (S-sam....h-help!) The scream stops as her hold on Sam slips, leaving Sam in control of her body once more.

Sam will see Noemi's spirit for the first time outside of a dream. The ethereal image is faint, and will disappear from view quickly, but in that moment she looks like some stuntman in a movie being yanked backwards by a harness. Sam will be able to follow Noemi's aura as it disappears, not into her anchor item, but away through the crowd. 
2022-02-23 05:05 pm

When Old Meets Young

Who: Evangeline and Vivena
What: Two vampires meet... 
Where: Arizona
Warnings: Who knows...?

Vivena was just getting herself settled in a new place. She just hoped she didn't royally blow it again this time. For now, though, she needed to get her mind off of... everything. Moving. Where he next real meal would come from, or rather... who her next real meal might come from. Maybe she should call up that one guy again...

Maybe, but for now she just wanted a distraction. And so she found herself stepping into the Curated Curiosities museum. Apparently it had been around for quite some time, and it sounded like a fun distraction. She loved to learn, and she loved museums. So she set her worries aside, set aside the thought of calling up someone she'd not seen in months and who lived in another state, and... let herself just enjoy as she paid admission and started to slowly wander the place.
2021-11-16 08:44 pm

When Old Meets New [Closed]

Who: Trevor, a few from Jae's household, Amon, Ziomi, and lots of strange pocket monsters.
What: Trevor meeting yet more fallers. You're not alone, buddy, and will have lots of friends.
Where: Jae's second Amon's house
Warnings: There's always a possible warning with Trevor's mouth.

Amon had been told that Jae had come across yet another faller. And so he dutifully made sure Ziomi was informed of the upcoming visit, the house was spotless for company, and plenty of food was prepared for all. He'd taught himself how to cook. It wasn't something he was programmed for, honestly most of what he did now didn't even come close to what he had been programmed for, but he found the domestic duties... fulfilling in their own way. Ziomi, and his skitty partner, Trixy, always expressed their appreciation for his work.

Now was one of those times. Amon turned from the oven, setting the roast on the stove to cool as Ziomi stepped into the opening between living room and kitchen, her blue eyes sparkling with the big smile on her face.

"Amon, that smells wonderful. You're going to spoil everyone."

Amon couldn't help the touch of pride at her praise, a small smile touching his lips. "If everyone agrees, then I will have accomplished my mission." He checked the time. Ah, good, if no one was running late, their guests should arrive shortly.
2021-11-02 01:40 pm

New Friends are Easy to Make

Who: Zeran, Trevor Belmont, Clarence, and all the pokemon.
What: Clarence is bringing a certain yamask and phantum to meet some friends.
Where: Jae's house.
Warnings: Cute to melt your teeth.

Noemi was excited and it showed. She about bobbed in the air, mask held in tail as usual as she turned this way and that, taking in the sights. She was not only absolutely stoked to meet new people, as it had felt like forever since she'd known anyone outside of the hospital until Clarence showed up, but doubly so that her nervous little friend had agreed to come along too. The phantump was staying close to her, all but glued to her back and looking around with a more nervous, shy, and worried air than one of excitement. Noemi turned, petting at her friend, cooing comforts to him before turning to look out at the place again.

Today, she was sure, was going to be a great day.
2021-11-02 11:28 am

A Strange New World [CLOSED | 18+]

Who: Trevor Belmont, and whatever characters I might toss at him, but initially Terris, Jendayi, and Mitham.
What: Trevor has found himself in a new world, not too unlike his own, and yet so, so different.
Where: The world of Reirinsei.
Warnings: Trevor's mouth, likely descriptions of violence (either active or mentioned/thought in memory) including child abuse, death, slavery, etc., and discussions of racial prejudice.

It was a cold and rainy evening in the forests outside of Lilton. It made the area dark and heavy, not even the thick canopy was able to keep the pelting rain from finding ground. Anyone who hadn't found shelter, would be very quickly soaked through. Aside from the sound of the downpour there was just the faintest sound of music, a minstrel playing a lute or guitar, a deep voice carrying a lulling, gentle tune. No words could be made out, not yet, but it was definitely there, penetrating the rain, inviting, and soothing. 
2021-09-16 11:04 am

Meet the Appertainer

Who: Darnell, Connor, Sam, and Athaliah
What: Sam came to visit her favorite cinnamon buns in Texas, and then stuff happens.
Where: Stateside, in Darnell's home area of Texas. 
Set up:

The trio have had a nice visit so far. Darnell and Connor have been showing Sam around Houston, stopping at some neat places, especially little food areas, like a Turkish coffee shop, and an ice cream place with unusual flare. At this moment, however, their day out has been halted by Darnell's poor car deciding to break down. There hadn't been any warning lights, one moment it's moving along, the next it's refusing to go like something may have happened to the transmission. And their tow truck driver has just arrived.

The woman short, topping out at a nice 4'9" (and yes, she's clearly modified her tow truck to work for her). She's got curly black hair pulled up into a floofy bun, giving her another 4" of height, and olive skin a shade or two darker than Darnell's. Her almond shaped eyes are a so brown they may as well be considered black, and her face wears an easy smile.

"Hey there, looks like you three could use hand." She does not have a southern accent, but she does seem to have that southern charm. Sam will see that she is genuinely friendly and interested in helping, and she is definitely in the mix.
2020-03-15 09:46 pm

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*The girl, Jessica Lassen, 16, had gotten into a relationship with a Kevin Dordia, 17. It was an abusive relationship, and Jessica finally broke it off last week. Kevin didn't take it well, and threatened her. Now she's missing and her family and friends are convinced Kevin is behind it.*

Connor: *reports as much even as he's looking up any records on Kevin and his family, also Jessica and hers just in case*

*Jessica is a good student and seems to be generally a good girl. Kevin has been known to be into drugs, and claims to be a vampire. Jessica over the last year had seemed to be headed the same way, but her friends were able to do an intervention and help her. Jessica has a good family history, a younger brother, and parents married for many years. Kevin's family in contrast have drug issues of their own, have been jailed many times, and are likely still together only because a divorce would be too much of a hassle.*

Connor: *again, will share all of this as he uncovers it*

Maura: Thank you, Connor. You certainly make this faster. I'd still be at my office reading if you weren't here.

Connor: What did you ever do without me? *clearly teasing*

Maura: Wasted a lot of time. *grin at him*

Connor: Apparently. *still grinning*

Maura: *pulls up outside of the he Lassen home* All right, let’s go find out more. ...You said you’ve got interrogation skills. I’d like to see what you can do with he family, unless they just refuse to speak to you.

2020-03-12 09:26 pm

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*Hank's retired now... he's doing a lot better, but it's time... which means Connor is being reassigned. Not just reassigned, he's been sold to another agency, a private company even. His new partner studies him with a perturbed look. Maura Diverton, 37, daughter of the company owner, and a private investigator. Her father has insisted on this arrangement, and she's clearly not too pleased with it. For the moment, Clive Diverton, company owner, has shut them in a meeting room together so they can start getting to know each other.*
Maura: *sighs* Well, this is just peachy. You have a name?
2020-03-11 09:51 pm

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*It's late at night, Darnell is home and getting ready for bed. When he opens his medicine cabinet to get his toothbrush out, though, he'll find his cabinet completely empty. When he eventually closes his medicine cabinet, able to see the mirror again, he'll find he has no reflection!*

Darnell: ...uh... *opens and closes the cabinet again...*

*Still no reflection. Though in that moment that Darnell has the cabinet open again he’ll feel a hand slide across his back as though someone is putting their arm around his shoulders.*

2020-03-10 09:49 pm

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Connor: ...if I've not been reassigned. *or...something else*

Gavin: ...That's unlikely. You'll be there to make my coffee in the morning, no doubt.

Connor: *gazing out the window . . . just nods, though he doesn't look convinced*

Gavin: *looks at him* ...Why do you look so worried? *not that he cares.*

Connor: ...two days, and I have so far failed to perform my intended function optimally, nor have I managed to integrate as I've been meant to.

Gavin: ...Two days isn't long enough for a test.

Connor: True…

Gavin: *Nods. Look, he doesn't know how to comfort, and he's not yet decided if he appreciates what Connor did or if he's pissed about it, even if appreciation is logical considering the circumstances...*

Connor: *not expecting comfort, especially not from someone who's made it abundantly clear that he hates him and his kind . . . he'll not speak again before they arrive back at Gavin's home*

Gavin: *opens the door and gets out* Guess we’ll be back to the grind tomorrow, see you then, Plastic. *will head towards his apartment.*

2020-03-09 09:52 pm

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Fowler: *nods* Take one. You can get a set of keys from the front desk.

Connor: Thank you, Captain. *will head out, stopping by the front desk as he ramps up his search for the senior Reed as well as sweeping for evidence of Gavin's whereabouts*

*Alastair Reed is supposed to be reporting at a job at a grocery store in a couple hours. As for Gavin, Connor won't find any sign of him at nearby restaurants. Maybe the man went home for lunch?*

Connor: *will head to Gavin's apartment*

*When he arrives, he'll spot Gavin's motorcycle, but when he gets to the door and knocks it just... opens. Seems it's still locked.*

Connor: ............. */very/ cautiously steps into the apartment, silent and scanning*

*He won't see anyone, or even pick up anyone on scanners. He will hear the toilet flush, though...*

Connor: *freezes for an instant, then starts creeping towards the bathroom*

*The bathroom door is open as Connor draws close... a very fluffy siamese appears a the door. It stops and looks at him, startled! It hisses and bolts into the nearby bedroom. You scared her, new face!*

Connor: *flinches back with a hitch of breath, LED flickering red for an instant. He looks around, samples the atmosphere...realizes there's no cat box and why. Will do a quick look around the rest of the apartment before heading for the door to...wait outside, he's not sure what else to do, though he's scanning police frequencies and hacking various security systems and traffic cameras*

Gavin: *had stopped by the front office, so when he finds his door partly open he's pulled out his gun. He sidles up the door, peeks in, and then steps in, gun first. He'll be just inside the door when Connor comes back into view. There's a moment of utter /shock/ before he sputters.* /You/! What the fuck are you doing here?!

Connor: *startles as well and puts his hands up* We've been assigned a case. Captain Fowler sent me to find you. The door was ajar when I arrived, so I was making sure you were all right and there hadn't been an intruder. *small, wry grin, lowering his hands a bit* I'm well aware that, in doing so, I've made an intruder of myself.

Gavin: I should put a bullet into your head just for being in here. *he does put his gun away. Mostly he doesn’t want to gave to clean up blue blood before his cats get into it.* What case?

2020-03-08 09:53 pm

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Gavin: *about fifteen minutes later he'll return to the car and start them back towards the precinct. He glances at Connor.* You ruin my day every time I look at you. *snorts and pulls out his gameboy again.*

Connor: I'm sorry. I don't mean to be unpleasant for you. What exactly is it that causes this?

Gavin: Your ugly face.

Connor: *headtilt, clearly confused at that* CyberLife androids are designed to work harmoniously with humans. My appearance as well as my voice were specifically designed to facilitate my integration.

Gavin: Yeah? They teach you not to talk back too?

Connor: I am programmed to be actively helpful to my partner and make available any data that I gather. I cannot accomplish my assignment if I am categorically forbidden from speaking to you.

Gavin: Look, I already told you I don't /need/ your help. You're just in my way. *had sat up and shifted to lean towards Connor and point at him.*

Connor: Perhaps /you/ do not, but you have been tasked with field-testing me for eventual use by other detectives. Don't think of me as a partner so much as a walking forensics lab if that would make this easier on you.

Gavin: *punches him! Though it's not as hard as it would have been if they weren't in the car* You need to learn not to sass me, Plastic. Do it again and you'll get worse. *said through gritted teeth.*

Connor: *LED flickers but he doesn't try to block the strike, even though Gavin can guess he saw it coming well enough. His synthetic skin pulls back and flows into place around the site of the strike. His head turns with the blow, then he looks back, a small frown on his face, LED yellow* It's not my intention to "sass," Detective. I'm merely discussing the situation. *what is he doing wrong!?*

Gavin: *a small part of his regrets doing that, realizing only after having struck Connor that if he’d damaged the android he’d likely be the one paying for it.* I’ve already given you orders, stop talking back about it.

2020-03-04 09:46 pm

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Darnell: *crows!* That was amazing, Connor!

Ezrim: *will keep up amazingly well the first two times, not even caring that Connor beats him on both laps. The last he pulls aside and lets Connor take a victory lap, crowing with Darnell when the android finally returns.* Haha! Was that fun, or what?!

Jaya: Fun to watch for sure. *grinning* You’re both insane and that was amazing to watch.

Connor: *hesitates, though still grinning - /was/ it? Was it "fun"? And does he dare admit it?* Y-yes . . . yes, it was fun. It was /very/ fun. *nods at Jaya* Thank you.

Darnell: *throws an arm around Connor's shoulders, snugging him* /Great/ job, partner! That was awesome!

Connor: *just...kinda glowing with the experience*

Ezrim: *claps Connor’s shoulder* We’ll have to do this again sometime. We won’t travel nearly so fast, so we’ll have to have some fun before we go.

Connor: Yes. I-I would like that, Ezrim. *he shouldn't, he shouldn't be /able/ to "like" or "want"...but he does. He can no longer deny it.*

Darnell: *that just gets a HUGE grin for his partner's sake* C'mon. It's getting towards dinner time, and you've still got that chicken in your backpack. Let's head back.

Jaya: I will catch you crazy men later. *claps shoulders* I’ve got to get to work.

Ezrim: Have a good night Jaya. *will lead Connor and Darnell inside to plug in the two fixed up speeders before they head back to Sanctuary*

2020-03-03 09:42 pm

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Ezrim: How about a slow circuit together so we know where our “track” is, and then we’ll race for real?

Connor: That's reasonable. I can map an ideal route if you would like.

Ezrim: All right. Let’s go. *he’ll let Connor lead.*

Connor: *won't ride slowly, but it's at a sort of "brisk walk" pace, still slow enough that they can discuss obstacles and the like . . . and Connor promises to lock all but the most basic of the data he's gathering to get closer to a "react in the instant" behavior that Ezrim will have to contend with, not wanting to create an unfair advantage (beyond his direct hack, but he figures Ezrim's probably as used to a scooter as Darnell is to driving a car, so it's not too different)*

Ezrim: For the first race, sure, for the second, I want to see what you can do. *They’ll map things out and get back to the “start”* Ready? Darnell, why do you count us down? *so he doesn’t have the unfair advantage of knowing exactly when to go.*

Connor: *pleased little grin at that and nods - he'd like to see too*

Darnell: Sure. Hit it /on/ "go," okay? Three...two...one...GO! *sharp clap of his hands to help further accentuate*

Connor: *hesitates a split second to accommodate for a common length of human reaction time before taking off*

Ezrim: *takes off! He’s very skilled as he zips along, leaping obstacles, and just enjoying the /speed/!*

2020-03-02 09:53 pm

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Ezrim: Don't feel you have to get off yet.

Jaya: *makes a rude noise at him, but is still smile. He’ll keep working at it, the ride getting smoother and smoother.* This thing isn’t so bad when you get used to it.

Connor: ...I've demonstrated that I can safely operate it.

Darnell: *smirks* Told'ja.

Ezrim: *shrugs* Doesn’t mean you have to get off of it right away.

Connor: *hesitates, gaze dropping away a bit with uncertainty* I...shouldn't waste time or resources.

Darnell: Connor, time is something we kind of have a lot of for the time being... *glances at Ezrim, not wanting to comment on resources just in case Ezrim knows something he doesn't*

Ezrim: Mmm. Race me?

Jaya: Oh, I want to see this. *will step off of his speeder*

Connor: *headtilt, LED flickering yellow in mild surprise* In here?

Darnell: *snerks* I'd hope not.

Ezrim: Wouldn’t be much of a race if we stayed in here. C’mon! *will go get on the speeder Jaya stepped off of to offer him.* Thanks, Jaya.

Jaya: Of course. I’m done making a fool of myself and want to see you two show off.

Ezrim: Nah, you were doing great. You’ll be speeding along after a bit more practice.

2020-02-27 09:45 pm

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Jaya: I imagine so. Poor guy. I can't image how hard things are for him. I'm sure he'll really take time to deal with it when he doesn't have the focus of helping you two anymore.

Connor: ...I hope he finds a way to healthfully deal before then. He's decided that he will accompany me and Darnell and the women from the south, which will take him into contact with those on the outside.

Jaya: I just hope he doesn't do so alone.

Connor: I hope so too.

Jaya: You and Darnell are staying with him for now, right?

Connor: Sharing a hut with him, you mean? Yes.

Jaya: *nods* I hope he'll open up to one of you then. *and they've arrived.* Anyway, shall we? *motions at the building*

Connor: *nods* Hopefully. *nods and will lead the way*

Ezrim: *likely smells the cooking chicken about the same time Darnell does, and it at least pulls his attention up* Food?

Jaya: *snickers* Tell me you two have had lunch.

Ezrim: Of course we did. Doesn't mean I don't smell food, though. *grins.*

2020-02-25 09:50 pm

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Connor: *considers* I could probably stand to learn more about cooking...? Do you have any suggestions? *he kinda really doesn't even know...*

Jaya: Hm, well, I have something I can teach you how to cook.

Connor: I'd like that.

Jaya: It's something you can travel with too, so you can make your companions a really nice meal without having to stop to cook.

Connor: *headtilt* Oh? *okay, now he's intrigued.*

Jaya: *grins* I'll show you when we get back.

Connor: I look forward to it.

Jaya: *will head Connor to the community area to pick up a sort of small backpack, a handful of large leaves, about ten palm-sized stones, and a chicken that's already been prepared to cook.* All right, let's head to a fire and get these rocks heating. You can do this either early in the morning or in the evening while camp is being set. You'll need about four hours for things to cook, though, so I'd suggest doing the prep in the morning so when everyone breaks for lunch no one has to cook, because it's already done.

Connor: *intrigued* All right.

Jaya: While those rocks get hot, let's prepare the bird. You'll want to add some spices. I picked up a few. So rub those into the meat, inside and out. *gonna let Connor do, likely better to learn that way*

Connor: *does as told*

Jaya: Set out the leaves, like this. You kind of want to weave them, because you don't want this leaking down your back as it cooks.

Connor: *small, wry grin* I'd prefer for it to not do so…

Jaya: I mean, you could try it, but it’d be a bit messy. So be generous with the leaves. You’ll put the bird right in the middle, pull those rocks out of the coals and put as many into the bird as you can, put the rest around the bird, wrap it up in the leaves, then in the waxed leather, and then into the bag. Just let it cook for at least four hours and you’re good to go.

2020-02-24 10:01 pm

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Connor: Yes, but statically-speaking, it's improbable enough that it shouldn't warrant concern.

Jaya: *claps his shoulder* I will say... sometimes fear isn't logical... and that's okay.

Connor: ........... *uncertain nod, quietly* Much like...any other emotion...?

Jaya: *chuckles* Yeah, pretty much. Emotions are not very logical... sometimes they're not logical at all.

Connor: *quiet...looks confused to the point of...troubled? dismayed? hard to say* Why is that? Do you know?

Jaya: ...No... Sometimes I think emotions are our way of reacting to something because it's not how we think it should be, or because it's different, for better or worse, from what we expected. I know that doesn't cover all emotions, and I know it doesn't really apply to all situations, it's... just a thought for some time.

Connor: ...I see…

Jaya: Heh. *gives Connor a companionable snug* Sorry. Honestly we spend most of our lives trying to figure out what we’re feeling, why, and working to feel something different much of the time. Sometimes what we feel is medical, sometimes what we feel is brought on by a mix of previous experiences and current events, like your... technically your predecessor’s... previous experience of falling and your current event of suddenly being much higher than you could go under your own power and with a complete lack of control over the situation. Sometimes what we feel is an instinctual reaction to something, like why rotting food disgusts us, we know it’s not safe and so our instincts to survive make certain we react with the appropriate emotion to ensure survival. For you? I don’t know if medical reasons or instinctual reasons would have anything to do with how you experience emotions or not, but the situational emotions based on past and present experiences? I can’t see how you’d not have those kinds of emotions. You have past experiences, depending on what they are a certain situation may bring back feelings of fear, or pride, or longing, joy, sadness, regret, and you have to work through the current situation and the past situation to determine if what you’re feeling makes sense. Does fear logically apply to this situation? Well... yeah, actually. Your past experience taught you that falling is bad, it can kill you, so being up high, with no control over how high or whether or not you’ll fall? Fear is logical. Just because I’m unlikely to drop you doesn’t mean it’s impossible, and it’s normal to consider those slim chances, consciously or not. What if I got shot by a hunter? Would I be able to hang onto you? What if I swallow a bug and start choking? Would I be able to hang onto you? What if I have a heart attack? Would I be able to hang onto you? Are any of those likely? No. But are they possible? Yes. That they’re possible is what brings out the fear, that they’re possible is what makes that fear logical, that they’re so unlikely to happen is what makes that fear illogical. Now you have to figure out how to work past that fear to let logic win out in your mind, which is a lot easier said than done, and all considering, you did a good job of it.

2020-02-23 09:42 pm

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Connor: *STIFF and /gripping/ himself, LED solid red - Jaya may or may not be able to tell that he's stopped breathing (not that he actually needs to anyway)* Ah...y-yes…

Jaya: *can tell that he's /stiff/* You sure? I promise not to drop you.…

Connor: I-I...not s-sure. Please don't!

Jaya: *manages to hug him a little tighter* I've got you, Connor, I promise. I know I joked about it before, but I /won't/ drop you. You're safe. Do you want me to land?

Connor: I-I...y-yes...I-I'm sorry…

Jaya: All right. Close your eyes, okay?

Connor: *nods and does so*

Jaya: *will head for the ground. He just didn't want Connor to see it coming up at him like he was falling. He'll finally shift to get their feet aimed towards the ground, then gently sets Connor down.* You okay, buddy?

Connor: *eyes tightly closed, LED still red (also still not breathing)* I-I...I don't know. *trying to work out all the conflicting data screaming and bouncing around through his systems*

Jaya: *shifts around before him and grips both his shoulders, ducking to be more at his level* Connor, look at me buddy.

Connor: *shaking, does so...there's something deep and horrified in his gaze, though Jaya may well guess even /he/ isn't wholly sure what's wrong*

Jaya: You're okay now. You're okay. We're on the ground now.

Connor: *still looking frightened, though more now by having /had/ the experience than by the experience itself* I don't understand. W-what...what happened?

Jaya: I'd say you're afraid of heights.

 

2020-02-20 09:50 pm

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Jaya: Not a bad breakfast either. I’m impressed with your work.

Connor: *proud little grin* I'm glad you are pleased. Inami is a really good teacher.

Jaya: *grins* She really is. You going back out with her tonight?

Inami: Not that I’d turn you down, but I think you should join Jaya tonight. He’ll show you more about how to keep watch and scouting around.

Connor: I will go with whomever you both believe would be best.

Jaya: Well, if she thinks there's nothing more you can learn for hunting, then you'll join me tonight.

Connor: I am happy to learn anything you wish to teach me.

Jaya: *nods with a grin* I don't know how much more I can teach you, but at least you're help and company will be welcome.

Connor: I will be glad for your company as well, though I'm afraid I can't fly. *little grin*

Jaya: Oh, I'll help you with that. It's easy. *winks*

Connor: *blinks, headtilts* Oh? *really?? How?*

Jaya: *can't help a snerklaugh at Connor's clear cluelessness* Yeah. I take ya up and let go, just flap your arms real fast. *clearly joking.*

Connor: *LED flickers yellow as he processes that...and catches that it's a joke, little grin* I said I can't fly, Jaya. I'm well aware of how to /fall/. Though generally with less arm flapping.

Jaya: See? That’s your problem. Get the arms flapping and maybe falling won’t be such an issue.